Y'all Are Crazy

I used to live in the north. I now live in the south. You might remember, Gentle Reader, there was a war brotha aghainst brotha so on and so forth. There's a line?

Well, several Maryland Officials recently wrote to the State Council of Governments to apply for a change in regional status. They'd like to have the Old Line State, which is currently holds southern status, reclassified as an eastern state.

Despite all the very reasonable arguments that economically, politically and demographically the free state belongs to the "north" I'd just like to point out that there is actually a day on which legislators wear seersucker. I'd say if they're willing to trade for tweed they can switch.