For Those of You Who Live in a Cone of Silence

A lot of you who know about my little site (in fact everyone now that I think about it) live far far way. Since we don't get to talk a lot, I thought we could play a little game that's just like having a conversation with me. I'll even let you pick the topic (for a while)!

Every time I've opened my mouth in the past 48 hours something like this comes out:  

"Everything is Dying! Did you hear about the:"

A. the sun (or trib) 

B. the Baltimore Opera 

C. Third Coast (which may be no more) 

"It's horrible isn't it? Yeah but at least its not as bad as back home...did you hear about the Car Czar? Crazy right? But you know what's really top notch? The S has gone out in The Sun's neon light on the side of thier building and now it's just The Baltimore Un. Classic."